Friday, March 26, 2010

Funny, but Much too Much Like the Reality of Today!

Here is an amusing story except for the fact that it bears great resemblance to the current situation in America under the leadership of a Democratic Congress and Obama

BE CAREFUL HOW YOU VOTE IN NOVEMBER 2010....!!!!


"THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER"
Two Different Versions..................
Two Different Morals ...................


OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances
and plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the
cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances
and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm
and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and
everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where
the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.'
Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray
to God for the grasshopper's sake."

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush,
President Reagan, Christopher Columbus and the Pope for the
grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that
the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make
him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of
green bugs and having nothing left to pay his retroactive
taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and
given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading
friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the
government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to
be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the
grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the
house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who
terrorize the ramshackled, once prosperous and one peaceful,
neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORYBE CAREFUL HOW YOU VOTE IN NOVEMBER 2010

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